I AM BLOGGING . . .

I am Blogging... and at least someone is reading it. (yahoo)... But just like the reader (see the non-usage of plural is deliberate) even I wondered why am I writing this... Chalo, that we can ponder upon later but why should anyone waste their time (precious or not that is debatable) on reading something that I intend to put together. I mean, neither am I
a Amitabh Bachchan or a Aamir Khan (forget them - I am not even a chota-mota page3 celebrity). Neither I am a Rajdeep Sardesai or a Barkha Dutt that I will come up with the most important issues (TRPs dictate that) of the day. I don't even have exceptional literary skills that I am going to come up with beautiful prose or a sublime poetry. But,even then I want to write! Why ? Because I have something to SAY ! People who know me will second that. I always have something to say, about anything and everything. Irrespective of anyone Else's interest I go on. without being perturbed I carry on with sole intention of finishing what I have to say. Undoubtedly, it more often than not is inconsequential. But, then again since when did we like to read, talk or watch something that is of any substance. (and yup! I often go tangent to the topic) Any body's subtle hints of being bored are completely ignored. This went on fine for past so many years but, then in past few months I realized everybody has started ignoring me. I would have least cared, had I found a few new bakras. Then again, I am supposed to have sightly got into the stable part of my life. So meeting new people is limited. Hence what do I do? I accept that there is limit to what people can bear and change myself and lie low? Accept the fact that nobody wants to hear me and they are not even politely avoiding the situation , they are avoiding me? The answer to this is a (sadly for everyone else) emphatic N O (gladly for me). By now you must have realised what my new mechanism is going to be. :-))). My conversations (however one-sided they are) are always full such sadistic laughs. ji haan ab jhelo mujhe BLOG pe! And I can go on and on , on the blog without any interruptions. (the length of this post will establish it further) This mere thought makes me feel so ecstatic, I don't know what else peace of mind would be that too by giving a piece of my mind. Lot's Of Laughter!!! Common now that you have actually patiently read the whole post, you can of course tolerate my P.J's. The more often you read it, easier it will be to bear. And always believe in whatever they told us in the school - " Practice makes a MAN perfect. " (since kinder garden we are thought to be MCPs) Please if any feminists are around don't blame me , its not my fault. Its a system failure. (easiest excuse). I went tangent again. So coming back to the point, I have started blogging and unfortunately you have read it up till here, hence you will have to continue reading my future posts too. Please please please read it. You will save me from a nervous break down. You know how hard it will be for me to see that no one wants even read MY blog , I mean MY blog. So Kindly support the cause and continue reading. God Bless you! You need all the wishes . . .

And Thank You so much for reading it. It is my first post so its special (like all firsts). . . . . .np

P.S. : Comments and feedback are necessary or else I will call up everyone whom I know and make them forcibly read it and make them comment on it. Thus, to save your fellow human beings from such a torture, comment by yourself.